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Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
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He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Being sick. SCORE 140
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
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