what’s your first wish? SCORE 25
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
borcester shot SCORE 26
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 31
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
everything else sucks SCORE 16
i’m the joke SCORE 19
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
extra crust SCORE 27
go back to c SCORE 25
got it SCORE 19
tiger knee position SCORE 8
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
a promise to myself SCORE 14
burns so good SCORE 4
plus a secret third way SCORE 30
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
tongue twister SCORE 18
loin king SCORE 27
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
did you hear the honk? SCORE 27
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
the pope SCORE 15
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
not even mad SCORE 27
holy dog SCORE 20
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
feline spies SCORE 7
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8