Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
We can do it! SCORE 30
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
The more you know. SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Same. SCORE 29
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Got em SCORE 29
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28