growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
nerd moment SCORE 12
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
she really gets me SCORE 13
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
working from home problems SCORE 27
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
parental support SCORE 22
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47