If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
I love fajitas. SCORE 226
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Know the difference. SCORE 194
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
A dogs life. SCORE 134
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Every day. SCORE 212
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
WUT? SCORE 268
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
When you run out of shows to watch. SCORE 237
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203