Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
The parts of a girl. SCORE 128
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 270
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Oh… hei… SCORE 215
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Midnight snack. SCORE 184
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Words. SCORE 293
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Instant speakers. SCORE 164
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Obvious. SCORE 349
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Hipster curse. SCORE 255
Distractions. SCORE 194
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Do I know you? SCORE 217
You are the father! SCORE 252
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
