Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
15, max. SCORE 52
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Fatality SCORE 40
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
80 hours these days SCORE -18
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 26
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
I just became more metal SCORE 33
