randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
sorry cakey SCORE 20
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
the ring came off my pudding can!!! SCORE 17
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
taco trucks should be more like ice cream trucks SCORE 20
for lease navidad SCORE 21
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 16
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
data requires a manual SCORE 10
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 22
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 23
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20