Like a boss. SCORE 222
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Getting older. SCORE 142
Logic. SCORE 188
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
