Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Proceed SCORE 30
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
And cheese SCORE 26
Fatality SCORE 40
What murder? SCORE 45
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
