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phone+ownership+in+a+nutshell
The+times%2C+they+are+a+changin%26%238217%3B
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
A+morphine+bottle+from+the+1880%26%238217%3Bs.
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
You%26%238217%3Bre+published%21
You’re published! SCORE 35
Penwangs+need+to+shower%2C+too.
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 23
The+problems+is+that+it%26%238217%3Bs+January.
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 23
Squid+ink+pasta+has+a+way+of%2C+possessing+you%26%238230%3B
Squid ink pasta has a way of, possessing you… SCORE 22
One+of+those+is+a+knife%26%238230%3B+Crocodile+Dundee%2C+probably.
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Long+distance+relationships%26%238230%3B
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
Bill+Nye+the+Selfie+guy
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
This+is+what+happens+when+robots+mow+your+lawn%26%238230%3B
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
Perched.
Perched. SCORE 34
Advanced+dad+jokes.
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
A+tuxedo+with+a+drink+recipe+on+its+tag.
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Kids+really+do+take+it+out+of+you%26%238230%3B
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
The+bus+driver.
The bus driver. SCORE 41
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
better+be+tax+deductible%26%238230%3B
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
That%26%238217%3Bll+be+%24300%26%238230%3B
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Garrett+chhatt.
Garrett chhatt. SCORE 38
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
Stick+Figures
Stick Figures SCORE 25
The+Future+is+What%3F
The Future is What? SCORE 37
No+one+ever+does%26%238230%3B
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+resist+the+puppo%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
Ruff+day%26%238230%3B
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Rest+in+peace+legend.+Kobe+in+1998
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
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John%2C+muh+qwueen.
John, muh qwueen. SCORE 44
Who+could+have+had+that+kind+of+foresight%3F%21
Who could have had that kind of foresight?! SCORE 45
She+didn%26%238217%3Bt+deserve+you
She didn’t deserve you SCORE 60
Computer%2C+play+Despacito%26%238230%3B
Computer, play Despacito… SCORE 89
For+the+love+of+birb.
For the love of birb. SCORE 55
Never%3F+NEVER%2C+NEVER%3F
Never? NEVER, NEVER? SCORE 45
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