The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Mama no. SCORE 52
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 46
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
+ cry. SCORE 119
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
