I eat knives for breakfast SCORE 11
There was a spider… SCORE 18
truth SCORE 277
I keep getting rhymes in my head that end with -orny. SCORE 2
Faaaaaabulous!! SCORE 12
Things to NEVER say to an artist. SCORE 245
Good idea. SCORE 277
Unique Handyman Tool SCORE 12
Oops. SCORE 246
I ate my kids’ Halloween candy… SCORE 38
Bowling fail SCORE 14
Wolves don’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep SCORE 178
Selective hearing… SCORE 263
Thor or Loki? SCORE 290
Cat puns… SCORE 189
It’s midterm time again… SCORE 202
silly thor SCORE 226
This is awesome! SCORE 11
My Life Would Be Complete SCORE 16
Best dad eve-..hmm. SCORE 4
More restaurants should offer this special SCORE 141
The force is strong in this pig. SCORE 236
Best Halloween masked ball makeup I’ve seen SCORE 234
Attack! SCORE 163
Dead beet. SCORE 11
Cats don’t care SCORE 17
A closer look at Halloween. SCORE 166
Love can kill ya. SCORE 14
Summer vs. Winter SCORE 288
Treats?! SCORE 133
Getting ready for bed. SCORE 186
My thoughts on breakfast food SCORE 232
