We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Touché… SCORE 263
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Wings SCORE 7
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Attack! SCORE 200
Jenga! SCORE 198
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Onion rings. SCORE 158
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
I need dis. SCORE 203
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Books I could write. SCORE 107
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Just perfect. SCORE 21
So many puns! SCORE 136