One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 146
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Now kiss… SCORE 115
The Twortle SCORE 142
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The power of barking SCORE 18
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Same thing… SCORE 21
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Burn!!! SCORE 1