The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
They know the truth. SCORE 78
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
WWJD? SCORE 96
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Never sink SCORE 146
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
