I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
The system works SCORE 52
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 26
What murder? SCORE 45
Sports! SCORE 42
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50
80 hours these days SCORE -19
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Proceed SCORE 30
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
