jennys number. this one person at mcdonald’s had it but no one else did SCORE 12
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 22
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
the perfect pup photobomb SCORE 22
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
rob kenney teaches kids what his father never taught him SCORE 51
alexander graham bell had no idea what terror he had brought upon the world SCORE 13
world’s greatest potato peeler SCORE 18
why would you change what’s best? SCORE 38
do you put your tattoos on by yourself? SCORE 27
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 27
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
the Olympics by hunger games style SCORE 31
i don’t know but they’ve got the wrong man for the job! SCORE 22
how to get divorced in three easy steps SCORE 13
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 31
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 45
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 21
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
the reason the pyramids are still in egypt SCORE 49
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
she made the bathroom her business SCORE 27
is there a correct way to walk in shallow water? SCORE 40
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
this is very high school but also very cute SCORE 34
would you take this offer? SCORE 42
it’s important to humble kids SCORE 31
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
nice SCORE 12
