yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Zing SCORE 70
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
…but mooom SCORE 60
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 91
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
