And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Real American hero SCORE 41
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
And cheese SCORE 26
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I just became more metal SCORE 34
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
