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SCORE 97
Right+in+the+kisser%21
Right in the kisser! SCORE 21
The+Supernatural+was+ahead+of+the+curve.
The Supernatural was ahead of the curve. SCORE 34
Really+not+winning+at+much%2C+are+we%3F
Really not winning at much, are we? SCORE 30
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 25
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 29
Horse+Fingers+go+clomp.
Horse Fingers go clomp. SCORE 18
She%26%238217%3Bs+called+Frank+the+Tank.
She’s called Frank the Tank. SCORE 27
Predictable%2C+really.
Predictable, really. SCORE 30
%26%238230%3Band+here+we+go.
…and here we go. SCORE 23
Maybe+he+was+just+too+slow%3F
Maybe he was just too slow? SCORE 24
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
Beat+that+thing%2C+boy.
Beat that thing, boy. SCORE 29
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
You+will+never+win.
You will never win. SCORE 32
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 37
We+still+rollin%26%238217%3B+boo.
We still rollin’ boo. SCORE 22
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 26
Don%26%238217%3Bt+step+on+a+leaf+or+you%26%238217%3Bll+break+your+nephews+neck.
Don’t step on a leaf or you’ll break your nephews neck. SCORE 28
watch+out+for+jiggles%26%238230%3B
watch out for jiggles… SCORE 24
Whom+Framed+Roger+Rabbit+cosplay
Whom Framed Roger Rabbit cosplay SCORE 30
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Just+dropped+off+my+ballot.+Good+luck%2C+Kanye%21+%26%238211%3B+Conan%2C+probably.
Just dropped off my ballot. Good luck, Kanye! – Conan, probably. SCORE 20
Medium+sized+Alaskan+native.
Medium sized Alaskan native. SCORE 29
C+O+N+T+A+C+T
C O N T A C T SCORE 24
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 30
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 24
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