This man must be stopped! SCORE 96
You always need more SCORE 61
Hold the phone… SCORE 98
Just one drink… SCORE 64
Dogzilla SCORE 99
All the way to California SCORE 107
Neighgativity SCORE 128
Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
Crying daughter SCORE 193
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Oh, Missouri! SCORE 117
A man and his dog SCORE 112
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 92
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Shoo SCORE 61
Always SCORE 175
Please remain calm SCORE 157
underrated SCORE 132
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
Never give up hope. SCORE 100
DONT FEED THE BEARS! SCORE 113
Could you not? SCORE 193
Special Bug SCORE 79
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111