all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
dog bites everything SCORE 23
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
beavers hate water SCORE 35
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
at least there are cats SCORE 20
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
growing toe beans SCORE 33
roger roger SCORE 14
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
species and age, please SCORE 40
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
we are the math problem SCORE 36
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 43
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
the dishes… again SCORE 27
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
