The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
This is a violation of the Geneva Convention SCORE 145
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Been there SCORE 103
Problem solved. SCORE 111
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
NONSENSE SCORE 67
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Old Habits SCORE 81
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Elf’s Forest SCORE 133
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Charles why SCORE 113
No one listens to me SCORE 157
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
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Not today you furry oaf! SCORE 85
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
