supersize it SCORE -4
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i like bananas SCORE 9
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
is this satire? SCORE 14
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
cats find a way SCORE 23
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
accidental beauty SCORE 31
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
did i stutter? SCORE 12
zero traction SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
