Le sigh… SCORE 25
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
🤔 SCORE 19
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Absolute class. SCORE 25
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Corona bad. SCORE 28
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Be petty SCORE 35
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24