the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
we really got the life SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
therapy burn SCORE 29
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
only room for one! SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
puzzling SCORE 18
dreams are fun SCORE 28
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
enter my what now? SCORE 28
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
til death do us part SCORE 23
never forget SCORE 20
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
a frog riding a motorcycle SCORE 38
glucose guardian SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
