Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
No Horseplay SCORE 8
While on a trip… SCORE 18
I hate brushing my teeth SCORE 128
Dogs vs. humans. SCORE 160
Some of the signage at work seems questionable SCORE 7
Now Everything’s a Competition SCORE 161
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Learning from the best SCORE 14
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Stairway to nowhere SCORE 152
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Welcome to the Internet! SCORE 6
snarf SCORE 1
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
#BuckeyeNation SCORE 6
Breakdancing firewood SCORE 128
Magnum revolver SCORE 8
Dear Student Loan Recipient. SCORE 212
Some facts about animals. SCORE 142
Past relationships. SCORE 178
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
How to cut a pizza. SCORE 5
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
deep questions in manga SCORE -6
The Friend Zone Jacuzzi SCORE 12
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 11