everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
happens all the time SCORE 26
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
memes cure everything SCORE 10
this is entertainment SCORE 8
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
my next hobby SCORE 13
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
very subtle SCORE 17
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
medical mystery SCORE 25
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
now i really do know SCORE 22
gift not included SCORE 20
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
smells like sadness SCORE 16
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
