Napping is such a gamble... SCORE 86
Harsh, yet brilliant. SCORE 230
The local council has info cards on the trees in the park... SCORE 98
I take them all. SCORE 134
Adult cats. SCORE 226
Adding injury to insult. SCORE 136
If you can't handle me at my worst... SCORE 72
I just don't know. SCORE 192
Straight outta Winterfell SCORE 44
Therapy dog at my school wears sockies so his nails don't make noise on the floor. SCORE 25
Honest logos. SCORE 150
If you didn't sing this... SCORE 340
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum... SCORE 32
We've come so far. SCORE 65
Scumbag Thursday SCORE 177
2013 wasn't a good year for me SCORE 50
The zombie snowpocalypse. SCORE 151
My gpa was like a 2.3 SCORE 14
Sexism, it's hilarious. SCORE 3
Romeo... Romeo... SCORE 93
Me too. SCORE 260
Respect the hunger. SCORE 71
The joys of being me. SCORE 221
Oh j.k Rowling SCORE 304
You know how I like it, Jim. SCORE 22
then we'll really now it works SCORE 122
E SCORE 52
Toucan play this game. SCORE 157
Offset chooses Cardi B! SCORE 60
Walking his quadriplegic dog SCORE 38
Trolling the cat door. SCORE 732
"I miss my mom" SCORE 108
