A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Wrong Show SCORE 191
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Word! SCORE 19
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Truth. SCORE 182
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I yawned! SCORE 10
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
BROFIST SCORE -3
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
