
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125

I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178

Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142

Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170

Guess the movie. SCORE 136

David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98

Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123

Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14

Buddies. SCORE 18

Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18

Cats are jerks. SCORE 142

Uggcitrin. SCORE 82

Lasagna. SCORE 9

Words. SCORE 200

Silly pandas… SCORE 154

Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127

Ross, is that you? SCORE 246

Puppy! SCORE 225

Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213

Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20

The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118

Never go full retard! SCORE 237

When going for a haircut. SCORE 100

Dear God. SCORE 119

Because, cute. SCORE 162

Look at all this work! SCORE 13

They called it Sims. SCORE -116

Jerk! SCORE 125

It’s November! SCORE 186

Sharing is caring. SCORE 20

I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18

Life can be tough. SCORE 161