pretty much SCORE 29
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
$30 uber SCORE 30
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
he might be right SCORE 30
hot take! SCORE 59
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
neow SCORE 31
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
it’s a test SCORE 21
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
life insurance payout SCORE 42
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
at least he listened SCORE 25
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
smart shopping SCORE 38
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
nap time! SCORE 38
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
