Marry someone from Google. SCORE 177
I’m not racist, but… SCORE 94
Can’t wait for the release. SCORE 14
College tuition. SCORE 13
All aboard! SCORE 10
Thanks God… SCORE 9
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
Smile. SCORE 11
Blasphemy SCORE 13
Seems legit. SCORE 126
Cats. SCORE 144
Marriage. SCORE 109
Words SCORE 197
Thanks grampa SCORE 205
Kids these days… SCORE 167
Wizard fails to account for microfluidics SCORE 8
Master Che(i)f SCORE 1
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Kitty cleaning the floors. SCORE 7
This chicken’s body, organs, meat, and bones are black. SCORE 12
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
The selfie stick. SCORE 11
Head bump, bro! SCORE 12
Life of a college student. SCORE 12
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
He made his bed… SCORE 17
What people talk about at work SCORE 9
A dog’s life SCORE 10
Take off the mask SCORE 159
Velocirapture SCORE 13
