When I approach a female at a bar SCORE 76
Nothing Has Changed Apparently SCORE 125
You just have internet access. SCORE 175
The power of Morgan Freeman. SCORE 131
I like the drama. SCORE 262
What? You don't love your mothers? SCORE 105
Is this still funny? SCORE 82
Hedgehogs need love too. SCORE 258
I think I may have a small drinking problem SCORE 49
And I shall call him Shere Khan SCORE 79
Probably... SCORE 185
Telepathic Facebook SCORE 88
The African version of a Large Mouth Bass is the Nile Perch. SCORE 64
Monkey see, monkey do. SCORE 200
Octopi are hardcore. SCORE 22
Educate yourself. SCORE 397
There is a limit on the breadsticks, BTW... SCORE 22
A rejection letter from Guinness SCORE 148
Hmmmm... SCORE 73
Thrift store gold SCORE 21
Hipster Indian. SCORE 133
Please be troll. SCORE 173
Chris Brown meets Sarah Jessica Parker. SCORE -87
How to draw an owl. SCORE 193
Sooo... not great? SCORE 718
just doing my job SCORE 53
I used to be boring. SCORE 257
Sneks gonna snek. SCORE 87
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 91
The truth about Google+. SCORE 495
The never-ending sleep struggle SCORE 69
Accurate. SCORE 190
