working it out now SCORE 29
man that’d be lit SCORE 21
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
streaming meaning SCORE 21
taking cover SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
memory log found SCORE 16
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 4
half-baked SCORE 16
overboard overloading SCORE 18
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
boasting brains SCORE 13
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
a shell of a point SCORE 34
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
baby food SCORE 14
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
the godflower SCORE 13
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
i think they planned-et SCORE 40