I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Riddle me this SCORE 82
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Overpopulation SCORE 92
So distraught SCORE 77
Lap Pool SCORE 69
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Protesting homophobia SCORE 78
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 66
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Who would have guessed? SCORE 71
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 72
