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Whenever+an+unsubscribe+form+asks+for+my+email
Be+gentle%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+time.
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
The+Entrepreneurial+spirit.
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
You+gonna+die+clown%21
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Hello+fren.
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Yeah+I+could+go+for+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+sea+turtles%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Tale+as+old+as+time.
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Sir%2C+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Take+care+the+single+ladies.
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
A+wordsmith%2C+really.
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
OK+so+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+wear+the+pants%26%238230%3B
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Aawooof%21
Aawooof! SCORE 34
This+guy+gets+ladies%26%238230%3B
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
It+does+burn+a+bit.
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil%26%238230%3B
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
Why+you+wakin%26%238217%3B+me+up%26%238230%3B
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Is+father+going+to+bury+me+in+the+garden%26%238230%3B%3F
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
For+thine+booty%2C+muh+Lorde.
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Are+ya+ready+kid%3F
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
%26%238230%3Bof+course+they+drive+a+Ford.
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Light+it+up+baby%21
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
A+rare+edit.
A rare edit. SCORE 24
The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+plate+for+Pi.
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Just+Doctor+Phil+things%26%238230%3B
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Spot+on%2C+though.
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Tom+cruise+is+an+inspiration.
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
You+are+pure+comedy%26%238230%3B+to+someone.
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Yeah+we+can+play+this+game%26%238230%3B
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Step+up+your+game%2C+IHOP.
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
In+other+news%2C+cats+climb+irreverently.
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
The+ladder+economy+is+booming%2C+these+days.
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
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My cat has the same reaction when I ask it this question. SCORE 89
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