happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
how could you, son? SCORE 42
rowboatcop SCORE 28
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
today was a good day SCORE 38
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
advantage me? SCORE 55
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
genius SCORE 26
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
textbook-ception SCORE 50
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
horny bbq SCORE 30
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
porn title SCORE 39
they blocked my number SCORE 16
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
like that! SCORE 53
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
