Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 146
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Burn!!! SCORE 1
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The Twortle SCORE 142
Same thing… SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The power of barking SCORE 18
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
