How the Solar System actually travels through our galaxy SCORE 30
Thanks I hate living in a mason jar SCORE 25
A parking lot in Alaska SCORE 20
Teach your children well. SCORE 29
Yeah no, that sounds about right… SCORE 24
Just sayin’ SCORE 26
It could be both. SCORE 22
A lawn is a lawn is a lawn. SCORE 26
Tectonic activity pushed a shoreline vertical, creating a wall covered in dinosaur footprints SCORE 27
I don’t date married women SCORE 18
That should do it… SCORE 10
Can I have a french fry? SCORE 24
Sure, why not. SCORE 22
Technology is amazing. SCORE 16
Dwight was a good friend, basically. SCORE 27
The hedges have eyes… SCORE 18
Costco hates this one trick… SCORE 31
I can’t be here for YOU anymore. SCORE 29
The lemons were a lie. SCORE 27
Grandma no! SCORE 16
And it’s been a while, a long long time. SCORE 22
Passing the torch, brought to you by Salesforce… SCORE 21
Their home life must be miserable. SCORE 24
ET Phone Home… SCORE 26
Love yourself SCORE 23
Get the corned beef! SCORE 19
The man inside the can. SCORE 30
Oracle of our time SCORE 25
There are some dogs who would like to meet you… SCORE 26
Doctors hate this one simple trick… SCORE 21
Genes good. SCORE 27
Cutest sea slug I’ve ever seen… SCORE 30
