Oh Ted… SCORE 112
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 117
Let’s just consolidate sadness SCORE 14
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
Accurate. SCORE 15
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 5
Dog Years Portraits Of Aging Dogs That Will Melt Your Heart (by Photographer Amanda Jones) SCORE 11
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
We are a very contemplative generation. SCORE 206
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
The experience of true panic SCORE 12
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 12
Just found my new shower curtain. SCORE 8
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
WUT SCORE 74
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 5
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -30
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 12
Not On This One SCORE 9
Milk SCORE 143
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 169
