penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
*x-files theme plays* SCORE 22
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
consider this fact SCORE 20
name that book SCORE 30
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
a severe whalement SCORE 5
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
that’s nuts SCORE -2
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
where do i even start SCORE 22
getting good work done SCORE 23
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
where do i apply SCORE 12
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
main character energy SCORE 40
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
starting at $600 SCORE 13
a true classic SCORE -9
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
