raisins don’t belong in cookies SCORE 16
i’d be too impressed to be angry SCORE 36
did she really mean pringles, though? SCORE 46
take my money! SCORE 34
showtime SCORE 35
feed the beast SCORE 44
maybe your kid had it coming? SCORE 31
definitely a squirrel SCORE 54
he’s a good cat daddy SCORE 53
it’s a grown up thing SCORE 58
I’m not watching the Olympics, but I’d watch this version! SCORE 49
no one would believe you SCORE 32
Bean is so happy! SCORE 49
be star trek! SCORE 41
this hotel might be the best ever SCORE 54
show mercy on left shark! SCORE 43
best $1,400 i ever spent SCORE 25
grandmas know best SCORE 24
ride the yellow brick road SCORE 26
no hair, no hope, same old chips though SCORE 46
we are all worm SCORE 29
just let me show off my damn frog! SCORE 47
howdy, stranger SCORE 35
i wish i was at that bar SCORE 32
keep your ego off the internet SCORE 43
gotta hit that quota SCORE 47
done SCORE 39
bow before my greatness! SCORE 36
time to clean the pipes! SCORE 50
she clearly chose the rooster SCORE 70
tell me i’m good, food SCORE 26
when in doubt, more brownies SCORE 55