I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
totally! SCORE 210
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Pun! SCORE 140
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Pun! SCORE 198
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
It has begun… SCORE 95
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Seriously. SCORE 214
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
I’m over here like SCORE 7
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Game over. SCORE 15
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Blankets. SCORE 153
The Dying Squid SCORE 8