The original is still the king SCORE 39
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Now starting descent SCORE 34
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
For me? SCORE 45
Needs more white SCORE 23
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Nailed it SCORE 11
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Call 911 SCORE 17
If you didn’t do this did you even buy the game? SCORE 41
Jinkies! SCORE 63
*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
Awkward SCORE 69
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Oh my SCORE 29
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
It’s my super power SCORE 44
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25