Someone gave me this toilet roll with Trump's face on it. SCORE 32
Someone messed up SCORE 27
Harry Potter Comp SCORE 142
This deserves the Leslie Knope stamp of approval SCORE 145
Thoughts and Prayers From Scotland SCORE 11
linguistic coincidence SCORE 140
Silly humans. SCORE 169
Spiders hate peppermint oil. SCORE 249
Puppies eating ice cubes. SCORE 124
I'm introverting. SCORE 233
You might be out of shape if... SCORE 307
D) All of the above SCORE 24
Black sesame ice-cream. SCORE 88
Let your voice be heard SCORE 103
What a year, huh? SCORE 78
Robbery can be hard. SCORE 29
how much does she charge if you invite her in SCORE 38
Darth Vader. SCORE 181
When You Have Nothing To Prove SCORE 163
How ants do the walkin'. SCORE 23
Every time I order something online. SCORE 171
Mom? SCORE 123
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs... SCORE 259
Goggly eyes make everything better. SCORE 131
The student. SCORE 160
We killed the basilisk SCORE 400
Awesome candle is awesome. SCORE 185
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 21
Essays SCORE 154
Electric company uses flamethrowing drones to clear ice off of power lines SCORE 82
Community colleges for the win SCORE 62
Still waiting for the earth to reclaim me. SCORE 19
