The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Plot twist! SCORE 42
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
It’s my super power SCORE 44
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Problem solved SCORE 34
Awkward SCORE 69
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
easy money SCORE 29
Same… SCORE 53
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
