Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
WUT? SCORE 268
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Every time. SCORE 135
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Every day. SCORE 212
I like you. SCORE 215
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
