This is the candidate you’re looking for SCORE 116
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
Milk SCORE 143
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 116
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 5
WUT SCORE 75
Political Pun SCORE 165
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 92
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4
Someone tore into this box SCORE 8
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168
Accurate. SCORE 13
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -28