If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Exactly. SCORE 170
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Basically. SCORE 171
Get in there! SCORE 9
Returned… SCORE 14
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
SONDER SCORE 21
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Oh Google. SCORE 224
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Every time. SCORE 294
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Where they are now… SCORE 30
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
The Feels SCORE 14
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
True story. SCORE 385
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321