back in my day SCORE 0
do not cite the old magic to me SCORE 10
but…why SCORE 26
did this as a kid, do this as an adult SCORE 16
our food SCORE 23
every movie with time travel ever SCORE 0
hahahaha no SCORE 12
my heart suffers as much as my stomach SCORE -1
speechcraft 100 SCORE 10
take that, corporate memphis! SCORE 12
welp, guess we’re not gunna see them for much longer SCORE -3
when you am smort SCORE 9
technically right, but for the wrong reasons SCORE 22
alexa needs a talking to SCORE 19
plz just warm up my pasta SCORE 23
the circle of life SCORE 13
now’s my chance to strike SCORE 14
thanks, mom SCORE 15
if i suffered, so do you SCORE -5
spread nutella on one and PB on another and eat it like a sandwich SCORE 1
ah yes, that must be it SCORE 6
punishment for procrastination SCORE 19
a bagueball bat SCORE 18
jokes on you my back’s been hurting for a while SCORE 16
to be fair, you have to have a high IQ… SCORE 10
these darn tootin’ kids SCORE 23
The ultimate staring competition SCORE -6
not my problem anymore SCORE 23
i guess we’ll never know SCORE 11
ah, florida, you never cease to entertain SCORE 37
otherwise known as 800-1000 bananas SCORE 17
finally, i can rest SCORE 13
